10. You're up at 3am thinking of what should make this list.
9. You forget what day it is because they all blend together into one LOOOOONG day.
8. Showering has become optional.
7. Sugar and caffeine are the only major food groups in your food pyramid.
6. You stay in your pajamas all day in hope that you will get a nap.
5. You think four hours of straight sleep is a good night's sleep.
4. You can no longer handle simple math: 1am - 3am = 4 hours?????
3. You can fall asleep to a two-year-old drumming loudly in your ear.
2. You say things like, "Honey, I know those were words coming out of your mouth, but I have no clue what you just said."
1. You wake up and remember that you have a baby in your arms.
1 comment:
FUNNY!!! This is very well done!
Hang in there! Pieces will all fall together soon....honest. Except for the showering part, I never seem to be well groomed BUT that doesn't mean you won't do better :)Life with little ones and especially more than one little one takes creativity and revolves around naptime and feeding BUT these really are special special times.
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